*POPS*

In an attempt to contradict the topic of this blog with the format of it, I will make this short and sweet...I think ;)

I was inspired to create a blogspot account by my un-friend [insert laptop artist's name here JK], and I figured what better way to start off this potentially bumpy ride than with a blog about my experiences with male/female relationships! So, here goes nothing (in every sense of the phrase).

"Talking", "Taken", "In A Relationship", "Single", "Swinger", "Looking", "Player", "Pimp", "Dog", etc. All of these ridiculous phrases flow in and out of the mouths of teenagers without much thought regarding their meanings or lack thereof. The fact of the matter is, there are two categories of people in high school (and in life): "Committed" and "notCommitted". And truthfully, I believe it's smarter to be in the latter. Every MySpace, Facebook, and now Twitter user who is under the age of 25ish has read a warm and fuzzy description of a young person's significant other and soon there after read a cold and prickly version of that characterization after being cheated on. Why does this happen so frequently and more important, how can it be avoided? Well, that's where one of my many revolutionary ideas comes into fruition...

Typically, failed relationships consist of two types of people: the person who is completely in love and foresees a very long, COMMITTED relationship in the future (normally a girl) and a person who is in no way in love and is seeking some sort of personal gain whether it be sex, social status, etc. (normally a boy). For some reason the [boy] finds it necessary to court the [girl] and in the process fool [her] into believing that [he] is in love with [her]. They then, for some strange reason, find it necessary to refer to each other as "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" and "a couple". (I could go on forever with these nonsensical terms.) Nonetheless, the purpose of these names is to signify some sort of commitment between the two parties. Therein lies the problem. The [girl] assumes that the [boy] is committed to [her] when, in fact, [he] is merely weaving a web of lies to initiate the most desired act amongst teenage [boys]. Obviously, with time, the relationship fails, because [she] begins to bore [him], so [he] moves onto someone else unannounced to [her]. THE END.

But wait! Superdemi is here to save the day...

All these two [love]birds had to do in this situation is make a commitment to each other to be honest within themselves and with each other. As a result of this, the [girl] would have the opportunity to decide if being in a "notCommitted" relationship is right for [her] and if not, she would be able to end it right then and there...BEFORE any feelings got hurt.

Now, I digress.

**I am happily notCommitted to my unBoyfriend and we love each other :)