1)I'm not about to ramble on about societal issues.
2)People of the lowest degree of "EQ" would understand (If you don't know what that is, please look it up. It'll make you think; I promise.)
3)It's more about me than anything else :)
1. Why is it that I constantly find myself in relationships that end abruptly, but sooner than later that same person is begging to be with me again? Is it really that hard to recognize my shining qualities or do they merely intimidate the imbeciles that I attract? (This is not at all some sort of cry out for help and/or attention. I'm just genuinely curious.)
2. Second Question: Why don't more people appreciate the quality of humor that the show "The Golden Girls" offers? Granted, it is a show about a group of over-the-hill single women looking for love and sometimes one-night-stands. But, it does beat "Flavor of Love" or whatever the hell you kids watch nowadays ;) Who am I kidding? People my age are not going to understand half of the jokes and the fact that it was recorded in the late 80s and 90s is going to be a complete turn off to most. Oh well...
3. I really hate the news. Oddly enough, I found myself reading USA Today because, oddly enough, I found myself accidentally in the American Mosaic classroom AGAIN. Thankfully, the newspaper is a little less sensationalistic and does present more positive and uplifting news than news on TV and on the radio. Nevertheless, it sucks. I read about the economy: bad. I read about the war and the amount of dead Americans: worse. I read about gay marriage: no comment. I read about President Barack Obama: black. I could go on, but then I might be forced to take action or something. That is obviously not my job. I'm just a blogger. A very annoying one at that. Therefore, I don't have time to be productive. I have an entire group of spoiled, unappreciative brats/Americans to represent. Did I ever mention how much I love the United States of America?
4. American Idol. Let. It. Go. It sucks. Everybody who is anybody knows that if you want to be famous for making good music commercialization is not exactly the most promising direction to go in. This show is so dumb I have nothing else to say. End.
5. And finally, the FDA. It sucks, too. Anybody who trusts the Food and Drug Administration or the federal government in general has lost my respect. You'd be better off snorting lines of coke before interviewing for a job as CEO of JP Morgan than believing that the FDA has your best interests in mind. I'm not going to pretend like I eat organic, and I'm some sort of Kevin Trudeau-maniac. I eat like a potentially obese person, and I'm not okay with that. However, I know what's in the food I eat. I know why it's in there. And, I know what the right things to eat are. Does that make me ignorant? Sure. Does that make me an American who is overly confident in the federal government and its organizations? Absolutely not.
I probably haven't told you how much I love America. I really do, though. I just don't like Americans.
Read Eats, Shoots and Leaves, by the way. It will change your life.
Now, I digress.
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